How to listen to Justin Bieber's "Somebody to Love"

1. Notice how oddly similar it sounds to September's Cry For You, especially that chorus.

2. Roll the two choruses around in your mind until they fuse together.

3. Start singing this: "I just need somebody to love... SO NOW WHO'S GONNA CRY FOR YOU? Somebody to love, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!"

(More substantive post coming soon, promise. Until then, yeah, just do that.)